MuuMuse Top 10 2018

The Top 10 Albums of 2018

Merry Listmas, Merry Britmas and a Happy Hanukkah to you and yours. The year is (mostly) over. Pop music is (mostly) dead. And now, I present to you: the MuuMuse Top 10 of 2018. As a reminder, these are the records that stuck with me throughout the year - for various reasons. I don't care who…


The Rita Ora Album, Ashley Tisdale's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Performance & The Return of Aliana Lohan

...It's been a while. (REFERENCE.) I hope everyone had a lovely and peaceful, turkey-or-alternate-protein-source-filled Thanksgiving break, primarily spent binging It's Britney, Bitch!, the new podcast for stans, by stans, celebrating 20 years of the Living Legend, Miss Britney Jean Spears,…


Mariah Carey Glitter

The America With 'Glitter' on Top of the Charts Is the America I Believe In

A great, gay, glittery miracle has happened. In mere hours (November 16, to be exact), the Imperfect Angel, the Elusive Chanteuse, the Queen of Festivity, Christmas and QVC herself, Mariah Carey, will return to us with her fifteenth studio album, Caution. We will all be streaming, downloading and…


Madonna Steven Klein W Magazine 2009

Madonna's 'Miles Away': 10 Years Later, And Still So Far Away

"You always have the biggest heart when we're six thousand miles apart..." Despite what whoever is running her Twitter account is doing with all these anniversary acknowledgements at the moment, Madonna, Queen of Pop™, isn't one who likes to look in her rearview mirror...unless involved in a car…


Lady Gaga A Star Is Born

The Lady Is a Star: Going Off The Deep End With Gaga

HAAAAOOOAAAAAWAAAHHAAAAAAAHHHHH. I was #blessed to see an advance screening of A Star Is Born this week. Yes, I wore my The Monster Ball Tour tee out of respect. Yes, I'm fully aware that I've had an occasionally...complicated relationship with Lady Gaga, and I've occasionally been more of a Little…


Utada Hikaru Poo Bear Skrillex

Utada Hikaru, Skrillex & Poo Bear Are Doing the Opening Theme of 'Kingdom Hearts 3'

I...I'm crying? Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares. Hold on. Let me compose myself. Okay, so. Utada Hikaru, Queen of First Love(s), provided one of the most beloved video game theme songs of all time with "Simple & Clean" / "Hikari" for Kingdom Hearts. She did it again with "Sanctuary" / "Passion" for…


Robyn Honey

It's Been 84 Years, But Robyn's New Album 'Honey' Is Officially Coming Out This October

Robyn shouldn't have kept you waiting, but...she's here now. Eight years after her last full-length studio album, 2010's immaculate Body Talk - and a bunch of EPs, remixes and one-off singles sprinkled in between - the Swedish Queen of Pop returns this October the 26th with her eighth studio album…


Avril Lavigne Head Above Water

Avril Lavigne Is Coming Back to Let Us Know That She's Still Rock N Roll

Avril Lavigne is returning to us, at last. If you didn't already know - perhaps you're not a loyal Black Star like moi - she's been very sick for a long time now. Oh, were you about to make a rude joke about her absence until learning that? Yes, it does mean you're a bad person. No, I won't tell…


Dua Lipa BLACKPINK

'Kiss and Make Up': Dua Lipa & BLACKPINK Are Gonna Hit You With That DUA-DU DDU-DU

Dua Lipa - alternatively known in some circles as Dula Peep - Maker of The Rules, Teresa Giudice's Favorite Pop Star and Pop Star With The Potential To Be The One Who Then Became The One, announced on Tuesday (September 4) that she is re-releasing her critically acclaimed self-titled debut studio…


Casa De Las Flores

True Life: I'm Obsessed With 'La Casa de Las Flores' (And The Music, Too)

I don't really do television, generally speaking. I'm usually too busy taking selfies at the gym or sorting my Britney CDs in reverse chronological order to get too heavily involved in a series, despite this being The Golden Age of Television or whatever...but I can safely say that I am obsessed…


Madonna Gary Heery

Happy 60th Birthday, Madonna, Queen of Pop

I do not know what to say on a day like today, a religious observance, in celebration (REFERENCE) of the 60th anniversary of the birth of Her Madgesty, but I’ll try. Has a day gone by when I DON’T think about Madonna? The reinventions, the fashions, the performances, the fans - speaking of:…


Janet Jackson Made For Now Daddy Yankee

Janet Jackson's 'Made For Now' With Daddy Yankee Is Dropping This Week

Here we go now. Between Cher Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!-ing the Gays What We Wanted and Her Holy Madgesty's 60th birthday - a global religious observance - it's safe to say that it is now, officially, Legends Season™. Further proof? Janet - Miss Jackson, If You're Nasty - is about to have a special…