The Top 60 Songs of 2018
The year is almost over, and I still loathe lists. In fact, I sat down to do this about seven times and simply couldn't do it. So...I won't. And you can't make me! Instead, I'm choosing to take you through a very cool, urban and interesting journey through my favorite songs of the year in no real…
'Heaven Wasn't Made For Me': Terror Jr Returns to Reject the Old Guard
"All these shitty people made it past the gates, so you can keep your faith..." Terror Jr - the "3 Strikes" squad (my favorite song of 2016!), originally thought to be a side project between lip kit purveyor Kylie Jenner and mystery bop masters in a rumor that has long since been debunked - is…
The Top 100 Singles of 2016
Surprise: I didn't feel like dealing with the stress of putting my favorite 50 songs of the year in some arbitrary order as I've done for the past several years — so I put 100 songs in some arbitrary order instead. The ranking is whatever, because I think all these songs equally deserve lots of…
The Top 20 Albums of 2016
2016 is nearly over. I think I can speak of behalf of a majority of the public when I say: thank fucking God. Music was a crucial distraction in a year so frequently dominated by sorrow, anger and faded hopes and crushed dreams. The moodiness of the songs released throughout the year suggests that…
True Life: My Favorite Song Right Now Is the Soundtrack to a Kylie Jenner Lip Gloss Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtoRzI0vKJE It's a prison inside my mind. Fuck, 2016 is weird. Part of the reason I kan't bother keeping with the Kardashians is that, unlike other socialites, reality show messes and famous-for-being-famous cultural curiosities, no one in that family has really…