Sure! Yes, of course! That’s right — Gaga’s giving you chic, understated Shredded Wheat on top (non-frosted, all natural!), Sex & The City Samantha on the bottom. Could your faves? Will your faves? What does the fox say? Does anyone have any milk?
And then, since her ARTPOP could mean anything, she arrived at the AMPYA event looking like this:
Following the playback for her Little Scheißes in Berlin, Fraulein “Fashion!” performed her new ARTPOP track “Gypsy” for the first time ever via live stream, which you can now watch below. There’s a fairly lengthy introduction at the start of the video by a German host, but I can’t tell you what’s being said. I don’t speak German, but I can if you’d like! (Just kidding, still can’t.)
Much like every other time she’s sat down at a piano and just sang, “Gypsy” sounds absolutely gorgeous — and yes, even whilst wearing a gentleman’s fancy mustache.
“I don’t want to be alone forever, but I love a gypsy love / I don’t want to be alone forever, maybe we could see the world together / I don’t want to be alone forever, but I can be tonight,” she belts out. Like, seriously belts. Surely this is the most belting she’s ever done in a long time, if ever? Just huge vocals. Very big. There’s also an “I’m-I’m-I’m-I’m a gypsy, gypsy, gypsy” bit, suggesting that the album version of “Gypsy” (co-penned by DJ White Shadow, Madeon, and RedOne) is going to give you some “Po-po-po-poker face” repeat-heavy deliciousness. It sounds like a — wait for it — monster.
Another day, another Reverse Warholian Expedition.
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“Do What U Want” was released on October 21. (iTunes)