As one, two, three (REFERENCE) of you might already know, I rang in 2014 with Living Legend, Professional Perfume Enthusiast and full-time #WORKBXXCH Ms. Britney Jean Spears at her Las Vegas residency, Piece Of Me — or Live In Las Vegasney: The Bitch Is Back. #NotSoHumbleBrag

While my hot bod-eh has yet to recover fully from the Spearitual experience enough to put together a formal review (I guess you’ll just have to wait and see!), I’ve slapped together all of my footage into one 15-minute video to enjoy along with your morning cheesy grits and sweet tea. (As it turns out, I got bits from almost every song.)

Watch above to see B dancing till the world ends, switching wigs like it’s her pro-fesh-shun, walking her boyfriend David on a leash during “Freakshow,” wishing us all a Happy New Year and just generally remaining the Queen.