"Boys Don't Cry": Anitta Gets Her Quick Kicks With a Banger
"When the girls don't need your love / Who says boys don't cry?" Anitta! The beloved Brazilian baddie - our Girl From Rio, the Meiga e Abusada Marvel - is back at it yet again (RT for Brazil!) in 2022, forging ahead in her ongoing quest for multilingual global domination. And, as of Friday…
'When I'm Gone': Katy Perry Pushes 'PLAY' & Hits the Dance Floor
"When I'm gone, I'm never really gone / You think you're movin' on / But it won't be for long, you'll see..." Katy Perry is back. Sort of. Actually, she's staying put in one place: Las Vegas, to be exact. The Teenage Dream pop titan is bringing her whipped cream and firework-filled bras to Sin…
'Rain on Me': Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande Twirl Through the Tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoAm4om0wTs In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. And, if you translate the text of the Bible from the original Hebrew, you'll know that God then immediately created the disco stick, the meat dress, the Born This Way motorcycle, Jeff Koons and his…
Is Alice About to Save Pop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=gl-joRBUP38 Normally, I wouldn't get ahead of myself with an "Introduucing..." so soon. But after watching this teaser, reading her mission statement and combing through the pre-debut archives...I'm intrigued. Alice (alice) is a yet-to-debut pop star…
Nicki Minaj's New Single "Starships" is Both Amazing and Derivative
Nicki Minaj has a new song out. It’s called “Starships” and it’s, well...amazing. And entirely derivative. (It's a theme this week, apparently.) In fact, the RedOne-produced "Starships" (which was co-produced and penned by Carl Falk, Rami Yacoub and Wayne Hector) is almost impressively…
MuuMuse Approved: The Saturdays - White Lies
Last week, The Saturdays released their third studio album: On Your Radar. I'm still not sure if I'll ever get around to writing a complete album review as I did for their super solid sophomore attempt Wordshaker (which I maintain is still VERY GOOD), but I can say that On Your Radar is just as…