Zac Efron, who some believe to be the reincarnation of the baby Jesus, was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center (apparently, the only one that celebrities will enter) after suffering from appendicitis. His appendix has been removed, and he is recuperating according to his representative.
I hope it’s not too soon, but I’m just wondering when the public will be able to bid on his infected appendix, and/or if it glistens as brightly as his million dollar smile and creamy, beautiful, luscious skin. Not that I want it. Just curious.
In all seriousness, get well soon!