Daily B: Dream Within A Dream

Conflicting reports regarding the Britney/Madonna video segments continue to pour out today.

E Online UK‘s got this to say:

Britney, partially disguised by a gray hoodie, walks into the elevator. As she starts traveling upward, she seems particularly nervous and anxious. The popster starts pacing back and forth. Then she progresses to kicking and smacking the walls, all frantic-like. She screams into one of the cameras. Then she starts climbing the wall, pulls down her hood and, into another camera, says:

“It’s Britney, bitch.”

Update: New reports claim that Britney will be singing to Human Nature during the video. Also, Steven Klien, whom Britney has worked with in the past for photoshoots, is the director of the video.

The Sun reports the same, only they’ve got the scoop on a more elaborate performance:

The pair’s sexy shenanigans will be broadcast to the crowd on Madge’s upcoming world tour via 20ft screens. What a terrifying thought. I hope Britney doesn’t ask if her bum looks big on that.

They will perform a mash-up of Madge track Beat Goes On and Britney’s Piece Of Me, while they are unwrapped from costumes that can only be described as bondage mummy.

The pop duo will be wrapped in BANDAGES which will then be unravelled by leather thong-clad male dancers in scenes that would put even RUSSELL BRAND’s moral compass in a spin.

An on-set source revealed: “It’s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots.

“They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together.

“There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”

The Sun is just about as reliable as the National Enquirer, but I do have to agree that their staggering usage of detail is a bit off-course from their often vague reporting. Still, I highly doubt the story is true. The last thing the duo should be trying to do is get sexy on each other…it’s been done. Highly doubt that report. Regardless, the elevator scene seems to be confirmed from multiple sources, which is all I could ever hope for and more. Britney raging and singing “Human Nature”–Gimme more, darling!

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