My back is truly aching today.

Following an impressive streak of bad luck — including nagging legal matters and relentless RiRi Illuminati Instagram shade — Ciara‘s album, Ciara (or The Album Formerly Known As One Woman Army), has leaked. Sort of.

Roughly two hours ago, Team CiCi uploaded Ciara via MyPlayDirect on her official store. The album was not listed as available — but the individual tracks were all available to sample and download for $1.29 each.

Therefore, the entire album was made available for at least an hour.

Therefore, Ciara was released an entire month early…by Ciara’s very own team.

The entire album hasn’t quite hit the web yet, apart from “Livin’ It Up” (which we’ve already had for a year, now souped up with a new verse from Nicki Minaj), “Keep On Lookin'” and “Overdose,” the song I’ve been demanding to be released as a single for months (which, as anticipated, is everything and more.) It’s up to the C-Squad to keep this thing on lock now.

Never before has a team flopped quite so hard. The situation’s gone from “Super Turnt Up” to far too turnt.

I just…