Lady GaGa: Poker My Eyes Out

There’s so much wrong going on here.

She looks like the poor man’s drag queen reincarnation of Frenchy from Grease, sounds like Christina Aguilera getting a colonic, and dances like she’s being raped by wolves. I mean, for God’s sake, what is with those spastic body tosses?

The sheer gall involved in making a song about “bluffin’ with my muffin” as self-indulgent as this four minute flop-fest is simply beyond my comprehension. A shameful, cheap attempt at evoking Freddie Mercury and David Bowie. There’s no punchline here…the video does much more than I ever could.

For all those times I’ve wavered, those times I’ve even slightly considered the notion of joining Team Gaga, I just want to say I am truly sorry, Muusers. Really, I am.

I don’t know what I was thinking.

Video credit to MJ’s Big Blog and ONTD.

Kate Havnevik: Show Me Love

Kate Havnevik: Show Me Love

Kate Havnevik is sure feeling the love these days

Give It Up…Do As I Say.

Give It Up…Do As I Say.

Merry Thursday, Muusers

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