Ladies and gentlemen, I now present: Your time wasted.
After literally months (!) of waiting (?!), Britney’s other-other-official website has unveiled the shit-tastic video for her non-single, “Kill The Lights,” created in response to a “fan fiction” contest held long ago. It’s pointless, it’s animated, and best of all…it’s completely insulting to 98% of the fan base!
Clocking in at just over two minutes, the animated short for “Kill The Lights” is a super sweet G-rated spin around the cosmic paparazzo-infested lifestyle of Britney Spears (unique topic!); an execution so repulsively childish even Cartoon Network would likely take one look, turn up their noses, and dismiss this as a bit too low-brow for their taste.
Yet another one of the Spears Camp’s severely misguided attempts at appealing to the fan base (which apparently hasn’t aged a day since 1998).