Ever wonder what Stripped-era Christina Aguilera would look like in 2009 if the syphilis didn’t catch up with her first?
Enter Kaya Jones, ex-member of the original Pussycat Dolls lineup from ’03 to ’04. It’s been five long years sinceshe left the group for one reason or another, but judging by the video for her new single “Hollywood Doll,” it’s like she never left. I mean, just look at the name of the song!
Featuring an unmistakable Nicole Scherzinger look-a-like and all of two high-budget sets, Kaya Jones goes ‘on the attack’ against that Hollywood slut too busy posing under the flashing lights and gracing the covers of her platinum selling albums to realize that she’s–wait, what’s this song about? Jealous bitches? Right, right.
And how about that song? Sound familiar, anyone?
Spotlight on me and I’m ready to break…