EDIT: Yahoo! has removed the video for now–most likely because they fucked up and premiered it a day ahead of schedule. Will update with link once it’s live again! Pst….check here for now.
IT IS UPON US: The video debut for the greatest piece of music to ever grace recorded media: Mariah Carey‘s “Obsessed.”
Similar to “Neighdar,” “Obsessed” forces us to endure long, painful shots of a prize horse in vogue. Unlike “Obsessed” however, the horses in “Neighdar” actually knew how to pick saddles that fit across their middle. GRL WHATTTTT?! Yeah, I said it.
But see, what you may not be picking up on is that Mimi is also playing the stalker, which means she had to work double time to both fawn for the camera as herself while also staring hungrily at herself as the stalker! I imagine it was a massive stretch as an actress.
On a side note, should I be concerned that my room shares similarities with the Mimi stalker’s room in the video, except it being Britney who’s plastered all around? It’s not like I make out with her cardboard cut-out that much. This video is clearly embellishing.
I mean, um…TAKE THAT, EMINEM.