Now this I was not expecting: Alison Goldfrapp makes a truly obvious, stereotypical break-up video.

It’s that age-old tale: the really bad break-up where, after a few spats and some spilled tea or whatnot, you bind your ex-lover in duct tape, kidnap them, hitch a 16-wheeler with a massive rocket, tape them onto said rocket with the help of a few super sexy space nymphs and, without any remorse, send them hurtling into the stratosphere never to be seen or heard from again.

I mean, we’ve all been there.

Kidding! It’s amazing; exceptional even. The video is wonderful delight, like a Misery-meets-Xanadu surprise.