MuuMuse Approved Tracks for the Week of June 13, 2010

5. I Blame Coco – Self Machine
She sounds just like her father, but this moody electro number pushes all the right buttons in my e-book.

4. Sia – Clap Your Hands
In eager anticipation for the singer’s latest studio release, I’ve been revisiting her latest swaggering single (and still trying to figure out which puppet I’d be in the video).

3. Christina Aguilera – I Hate Boys
I’m not sure why I hated on this song for so long, but I apologize for ever having done so. It’s so fun! “I need more bananas.” Preach, Xtina…preach.

2. Miley Cyrus – Can’t Be Tamed (Wideboys Stadium Club Remix)
Say what you will (she’s a slut, rabble rabble), but this mix is GODLY. It’s stomping. It’s roaring. It makes me want to throw off the chains of social conformity, rip off all my clothes, and let my tweenage body run FREE AS A BIRD.

1. Kylie Minogue – Aphrodite (Album Megamix)
Between “Get Outta My Way” and “Aphrodite,” Miss Minogue’s upcoming release has already been providing enough sizzle and sass to soundtrack my commute for days on end. Summer smash album? Bet on it.