KATIE WAISSEL.
What? Oh. Just kidding. It’s Matt Cardle.
As I said in my wrap-up of the final performance night, I blame Christina Aguilera for Rebecca Ferguson‘s loss.
I like Matt, but you’d have to be a damn fool to believe he’s going to push more albums than anyone else this season.
For now I shall eagerly await Rebecca’s Natalie Merchant-meets-Sade record full of icy boner jams, and what will surely be an era-defining, swagga-riffic, smash hit debut by the soon-to-be legendary Cher Lloyd.
TEAM CHER 4 EVA.
See you for next year’s flop-fest–the very first US X Factor!