CALLING ALL CUNNING LINGUISTS: Y’all ready to get your GENIUS on?!

As we all well know, Brit Brit‘s first single from her upcoming seventh studio album (due out in March) will be released at some point within the first week of January. As I first announced (which was later confirmed by Dr. Luke), it’s a song called “Hold It Against Me.”*

Earlier tonight, Dr. Luke tweeted a VERY IMPORTANT update regarding the new single*:

EDIT: At 10 a.m. EST on Sunday, Dr. Luke added THIS MIND-BLOWING UPDATE:

In honor of this breaking news, I’ve decided a contest is in order:

I want YOU to try and guess the lyrics to “Hold It Against Me.”

The winner will receive a $25 VISA GIFT CARD, which has been graciously donated by Muuser Mike V.

What do YOU think she’s singing about? Does she want you to hold your body against hers? Or perhaps she’s referring to a fancy dress? Or maybe she’s referring to a lasting Floptina grudge of some kind? I REALLY JUST HAVE NO IDEA–it’s up to you to decide.

To enter to win, send me an e-mail with the subject line “HOLD IT AGAINST ME” telling me your BEST GUESS at the song’s first verse and chorus.

The first word is “Hey” and the third word is “there,” so how hard could it be to guess the rest?! I mean…honestly.

The winner will be the entrant who most closely nails the song’s general theme and/or lyrical structure (which will be determined when we actually hear the song. Duh.)

The three closest entries will then be featured in a follow-up post when the contest winner is announced.

So what are you waiting for? Here comes the showdown!

Oh–and please, remember: This isn’t an exclusive, nor is it meant to stir up rumors or mad internet dramz. I just want to have a little fun with my fellow Godney stans!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED.

*I cannot be held responsible if “Hold It Against Me” does not end up being selected as the first single. Don’t hold it against me.