Much as with Very Mary Kate and Drew Droege‘s “Chloe” videos, I am utterly obsessed with Nadya Ginsburg‘s spoofs…especially when it comes to Madonna. Haven’t seen them yet? Consider yourself formally inspired.

Here now is the latest masterpiece she’s done: A guest appearance on the e-talk show series, Doin’ It With Ethan.

Watch as the Queen takes Ethan through her secret underground bunker (“The Zion Lounge”), shows off some of her signature “Holiday” moves, and schools us all on the true meaning of Christmas.

This is just the medicine I needed while I lay here fading away in my sick bed. (And perfect timing given the news this morning!)

Long Live The Queen.