I’m actually too stunned to write anything intelligible right now, but it must be said:
Britney is PERFORMING at the 2011 Grammy Awards.
EDIT: Oh, so you want MOAR? Okay, I’ll give you more–but seriously, hold onto your wigs:
I’m hearing we’re getting A MEDLEY OF HITS,
plus a performance of “Hold It Against Me.”
Shaking and crying does not even slightly describe what I’m feeling right now…TREMORS AND TEARDROPS. TREMORS. AND. TEARDROPS.
DEAR GODNEY: PLEASE DON’T LET ME DIE BEFORE FEBRUARY 13.
EDIT: According to People, Britney is NOT performing at the Grammy’s. Nonetheless, I remain unconvinced until the performers are officially announced/the night of the event. This would certainly not be the first time Camp Britney’s gone back and forth five million times on whether or not she would appear at an awards show. Time will soon tell!
And now, a remembrance of Cuteney at the Grammy Awards in 2000.
2011: Year Of The Spears.