On the fifth day of Britmas, my true love gave to me…
BULLET BELTNEY.
And of course, a touch of Britney hair flip®–which is literally a required addition to every single Britney video of all time.
SO BLAZIN’. Such a sexy bodeh. Such a fucking tease!
According to her latest tweet, the video will premiere on Feb. 17 at 9:56 PM on MTV. It’s a Thursday–better known as Jersday on MTV.
Yes, Muusers–she’s premiering right before Jersey Shore. (Remember the Adam Leber/Pauly D connection? Don’t act so surprised.)
Start fist pumping…now.