IT’S PROMONEY, BITCH!

That’s right, B stans…Britney’s working it out for Femme Fatale!

According to a recently released sales sheet from Sony, Britney will be participating in two upcoming skits on the March 28 and 29 episodes of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, as well as performing (!!!) on March 30.

She will also be appearing at the Kid’s Choice Awards on April 2. (No word on whether this is a performance or if she’s appearing as a presenter yet.)

Additionally, the video for Britney’s second single, “Till The World Ends” is set to impact on April 6. DYING!

Finally–aside from the April issue of Out Magazine–Queen B will cover the upcoming June issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

To add validity to the sales sheet, a good friend of mine with internal ties to the Ellen show tells me that Britney is taping her performance next Monday and she’ll come armed with a really fun surprise for the lucky audience!

EDIT: Whoops! My source got the Monday’s mixed up: Britney will most likely be taping both the skit and performance on Monday the 28th, not next Monday the 21st. This sounds more accurate, and I’ll have solid confirmation on that filming date shortly!

I CAN’T TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE NO MORE!

Thanks to my good friend David at PopOnAndOn for alerting me of the Sony sales sheet!