After announcing her upcoming foray into music back in November, Kim Kardashian is finally prepared to unleash the fruits of her labor upon the world.
Earlier this morning, the professional Nicole Scherzinger lookalike visited On Air with Ryan Seacrest to premiere her debut single, “Jam,” produced by Ciara collaborator, The-Dream.
According to Ryan Seacrest’s official site, what had happened was Ciara was all like â€œThe-Dream wants your number,” and then Kim was all like “Please, Iâ€™m sure he does,” and then Ciara was all like, “No seriously, he really wants to do a song with you,” and then The-Dream was all like, “Letâ€™s just have fun. Letâ€™s donate the proceeds, letâ€™s just have fun with it donâ€™t take yourself seriously. Try something youâ€™ve never done before.â€
I believe this is roughly the same exchange The Beatles had with producer George Martin before recording Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Playing more like a Heidi Montag than a Paris Hilton production in the grand scheme of socialite singles, “Jam” is a dirt cheap club banger filled with mind-numbingly, impossibly generic lyrics (“Girls in the building / Fellas in the club / Boys spending money / Girls looking good”), lazily sung vocals and a fairly by-the-books bangin’ beat.
“They playin’ my jam / They playin’ my jam,” Kardashian’s monotone voice repeats again and again above the song’s pulsating chorus. God, she sounds so completely bored throughout, but hey–that’s what being a glamorous butt model is all about!
Kardashian will be donating all proceeds from the song to St. Jude Childrenâ€™s Research Hospital, which is actually quite sweet.
That is, if the song generates proceeds to begin with…
Thanks to Rap-Up for the music link!