RAPTURENEY, SEE US THROUGH.
Yesterday, semi-gossip rag US Weekly reported that Britney would be appearing at the Billboard Awards tomorrow night to perform not once, but twice: Once with Rihanna, and once with Nicki Minaj.
From the article:
The 29-year-old pop star will take the stage two times.
Spears will do one performance — potentially the opening number — with Rihanna, 23. The duo will perform Rihanna’s hit song “S&M.”
Spears will also be performing for the first time ever with Nicki Minaj, 26. Spears and Minaj will partner up for a remix of Spears’ hit “Till The World Ends.”
Um, “S&M” and the “Till The World Ends” remix? Sounds too good to be true, right?
Later today, some faithful Spearleaders noticed a rather suspect mention in a news update regarding the 2011 Billboard Awards on the official website of MSA (McDonald/Selznick Associates), a choreography/dancer management agency:
Stefanie Roos is the Artistic Director for Rihanna’s performance. Tiffany Olson is the Creative Director for Britney Spears’ performance, overseeing for Tour Director Jamie King.
Okay, so now it’s a little bit more believable, right?
Then, the Billboard Twitter account started tweeting some awfully suspect things, including this:
and btw, @keshasuxx blew it UP today at rehearsals. as did @NICKIMINAJ. as did… #BBMA sun 8PM ABC
Okay, so now I’m starting to tremor a little, right?
Finally, on top of everything else, Britney herself just tweeted the following:
So glad the world didn’t end. I was looking forward to watching the Billboard Awards tomorrow. http://twitpic.com/50toip -Britney
So what does all that mean? Well, according to my BritBrit Vanilla Candle-scented probability calculator, I’d give this one a 99.9% chance of happening.
In conclusion: If it does actually go down, you can officially consider the Rapture a day late, because I will literally be in Heaven with the Baby Jesus shaking and crying BECAUSE I WILL BE DEAD.COM/COFFIN.
PLEASE BE TRUE.