AND THUS, THE ALMIGHTY LLOYD DID SO PROCLAIMETH: “THOU SHALT NOT BE A SWAGGER JAGGER.”

After months of waiting since her untimely cast-off from X Factor UK in December, legendary 17-year-old swaggerific sensation Cher Lloyd returns to the forefront with the debut single from her upcoming album, “Swagger Jagger.”

The song, which is said to be produced by The Runners and due for release next week (June 20), leaked in full early Wednesday morning.

“Swagger Jagger” is a bananas o’clock production–as frantic and scattered as her mentor Cheryl Cole‘s “Promise This,” but with a bossier Black Eyed Peas-esque beat.

The dizzying smorgasbord of sound mixes together rave-tastic synthesizers, references to Twitter (“you can’t stop clickin’ at me, writing ’bout me, tweetin’ ’bout me!”), spacey trance beats, a boatload of shout-outs to ‘haters,’ and an utterly insane interpolation of “Oh My Darling, Clementine” in the chorus–and that’s only in the first minute!

While the song may be a lot to process upon first listen, give it a few more spins: It’s that bossy ‘tude and nasty flow that makes this one a Lloyd classic for the ages. Are you ready to get on the flaw with The Almighty Lloyd?

MY SWAGGA’S IN CHECK. IS YOURS? BYE HATERS!!!