As Aaliyah would say: Age ain’t nothing but a number.

THIS is Liza* FUCKING Minnelli, age 65, posing for acclaimed photographer and full-time creeper Terry Richardson for a feature in an upcoming issue of the UK’s LOVE Magazine. (Check the full set of images thanks to my good friend Michael K. at PopBytes!)

Look at her absolutely serving every other pop bitch in the game…effortlessly! Just FLAWLESS. I’m so overcome! I’m emotional. I can’t. Not even a little.

It’s just nice to see a legend shining in the spotlight yet again. Seriously, I’ve got no time whatsoever for ageism or for those who refuse to learn their pop history: Respect the divas. Know your role. (And on a slightly selfish note, these photos are giving me the faith I need to believe that Madonna can still pull it out for many years to come…)

Now get in that studio and make me a sequel to Results, Miss Thing!

*with a Z, not Lisa with a S, ’cause Lisa with an S goes “sss” not “zzz.