Last night, I saw my idol, inspiration and living legend Britney Spears perform live in Boston.
I tweeted her to tell her I enjoyed the show. Then my phone died.
When I finally got back home and charged my phone, I found (literally) hundreds of tweets, texts and calls waiting for me to confirm that I was still alive: Britney Spears tweeted me back.
My entire life now has meaning. The Holy Spearit has blessed me.
VIVA LA GODNEY.