Didn’t see Britney‘s Femme Fatale Tour?

Or maybe you did go, but you were totally in the bathroom practicing your “Hold It Against Me” chair choreography one last time while the show was starting?

Or perhaps like me, you stood with your camera held high attempting to videotape the entire intro video but failed because you were too overcome by all your shaking and crying/getting jostled by glitter-drenched tweens squeezing into their seats at the last minute so instead you just spend your days staying up all night watching fan videos from other concerts on YouTube until 5 A.M. even though you have work in the morning desperately searching for the most high quality version of them all so that you can truly cherish Assassiney in the crispest, clearest quality possible?

THE WAIT IS FINALLY OVER.

Click above to watch the full, glorious untagged and high quality intro video from Britney’s Femme Fatale Tour.

I’M NOT THAT INNOCENT.