It’s Gaga interrupted, y’all!

Above is a preview of the prelude of the actual video for “Marry The Night.” The actual prelude–inspired by Beethoven‘s “Sonata Pathétique”–will be 7:33.675 long which, according to my calculations, means that the actual “Marry The Night” video will have an approximate run time of 353 years.

I was a little busy reinterpreting my past as a glamorous lie in my present to focus on what’s actually happening (although I’ve got the oddest craving for a mint), but I do know that ass and Gummy bears were involved–two of my primary interests in life.

“Marry The Night” will be released in November. (iTunes)