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Daily B: Britney Gets Birthday Feature in People Magazine, Has Sold 105 Million Albums Actually

It’s beginning to look a lot like Britmas!

We’re just a mere hours away from The Holy Spearit‘s 30th birthday, and if you’re anything like me, I know you’re probably busy cookin’ up several heaping helpings of cheesy grits, sippin’ on a Frappe, putting on your Brit Brit rosary and reciting your Daily Scriptures (“…AND THE BABY DID SO HIT MEH ONE MORE TIME-UH, PRAISE GODNEY!”).

Lucky for us, People Magazine‘s feeling the Spearit too!

That (drop dead) gawgeous photo above is from a feature in this week’s People, celebrating the 30 blessed years of our Godney’s life. It’s now out on newsstands–so go and git it!

Also in equally important news: Britney made another special cameo on Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night to present yet another head-scratching quiz question for the panelists: “What is my middle name?”

But before she asks the question, Brit Brit is introduced to the tune of an epic X Factor-like introduction. And, as the voice-over man FOOLISHLY proclaims that Britney’s sold “100 million albums,” the Almighty Godney suddenly cuts him short:

“…It’s 105, actually.”

COULD YA FAVES? OH SORRY, BUT ACTUALLY THEY COULD NOT.

To make this somehow even more amazing: Guess which major Brit Brit stan was on hand to correctly answer Britney’s question? UM, ONLY EMMA FREE OF ALL FLAWS BUNTON OF THE SPICE GIRLS. Hold (it against) me, Britney Jeansus. This is all simply too much for me to handle!

2011: YEAR OF THE SPEARS.