LITERALLY PUT DOWN YOUR GIRLS ALOUD SINGLES BOX TIN, STOP ALL OF YOUR BODILY PROCESSES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Nadine “Flaw-Free” Coyle is one-fifth of Girls Aloud, The Greatest Girl Group of the 21st Century.

Girls Aloud’s music is produced by Xenomania, The Greatest Pop Production House of the 21st Century.

Nadine Coyle just tweeted…

Today in studio again making magic with the original dream team Brian Higgins and Xenomania. Xx

IS IT FOR SOLO WORK OR SOMETHING…ELSE?

OH MY GOD IS GIRLS ALOUD COMING BACK?

WILL I FINALLY BE ABLE TO STEP OUTSIDE AGAIN AFTER THREE YEARS OF NUCLEAR WINTER THAT HAVE CAUSED ME NOTHING BUT PAIN, MISERY AND LIFE GOT COLD-NESS?

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF DAYS.