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Xenomania Confirms New Girls Aloud Material, Life No Longer Cold

SOMETHING KINDA OOOOH IS BREWING.

Yesterday afternoon, Nadine Coyle threw the entirely of the world into convulsions after tweeting that she was heading into the studio with Brian Higgins of Xenomania. “For what?!” billions demanded to know.

Well, we’ve got ourselves an answer. Seconds ago, Xenomania tweeted…

Prepping to go in the studio with @NadineCoyleNOW for new GA sessions

And then, just minutes later:

New GA sessions with @NicolaRoberts @KimberleyJWalsh @SarahNicHarding in the studio over the last week

SHAKING AND CRYING CROCODILE TEARS.

This is it! The moment we’ve been waiting for after 3 years: Girls Aloud are returning with new material!

To add to The Greatest Pop News of 2012, The Sun reported earlier that the Aloud will return with a charity single later this year for Children in Need:

When Cheryl, Nicola, Sarah, Kimberley and Nadine had a secret meeting in London last month, the offer to record the song was laid on the table. A source said: “The plan is to release it in November.

“It is looking like it will be an original song. Bosses think it will be the perfect comeback hit as well as helping a good cause.”

JUST INCREDIBLE.

Oh, and just in case you’re concerned–I wouldn’t get my panties in a twist about Chezza not being mentioned in the tweet. She’s already said she’s jazzed about a 10th Anniversary return. Plus, she’s busy promoting her amazing new single “Call My Name” at the moment.

As Queen Nuhdeen might say: Payshuhns ays uh vahyrchew.

PREPARE YOUR BODY FOR
THE RETURN OF THE ALMIGHTY ALOUD.