LITERALLY KILL THE LIGHTS AND STOP YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
Earlier this evening in New Orleans, Adam Leber and Larry Rudolph joined Beyonce onstage at the Super Bowl halftime show dressed as Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams. (Leber was the one dressed as K-Row, obviously–the legs were the dead giveaway.) Immediately after their performance, the two snuck into the electrical room and flipped the power switch to plunge the Superdome into total darkness, supplying the first round of early promo for Blackout 2.0.
While all that was going down, the Queen of Pop was busy munching on a yogurt parfait from a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf and tweeting with her dog Hannah Spears because…well, why not? Doesn’t everyone? There’s nothing weird about that! Not at all.
The conversation went like so:
Mommy, are dogs allowed to gamble in vegas? Gonna cash all my bones in for chips
— The Britney Army (@TheBritneyArmy) February 4, 2013
— Britney Spears 🌹🚀 (@britneyspears) February 4, 2013
BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
No one can be 100% certain, but it sure sounds like a subtle confirmation of those Las Vegas residency rumors.
In the meantime, I’ve already cleared out my life savings, sold my social security number to a Russian mobster and listed both kidneys on the black market to have enough to rent a room at both Caesars Palace and the Hard Rock Hotel for the next two years. Just in case.
IT’S VEGASNEY, BITCH.