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EXPRESS YOUR SELFIE, DON’T REPRESS YOUR SELFIE.

Last night, Madonna joined Instagram.

And how did she choose to make her Instadebut? Sipping a martini. Staring daggers. Blunt bangs. Unimpressed. “Cheers, motherfuckers! I’m on Instagram.” And some dare to question her position on the throne?

Madonna on Instagram is a very, very good thing. I eagerly await the inevitable highly filtered photos of raw kale chip mid-morning snacks, Brahim‘s bare ass in the shower and “Who’s prettier?” comparison shots with Lourdes.

And in case you were wondering how many photos we’d have to sit through after the Queen of Everything’s first post until we got a gratuitous bathroom selfie…

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Just one.

Bow down to the Queen, bitches.