Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson, Our One True American Idol, caught the VMAs last night. (Stars — they’re just like us!!1!)

Say…what’d you think of the show, Kellegend?

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For the record, Kelly Clarkson has always been quite vocal about the fact that she prefers her strippers to have perfect pitch. In fact, “Hear Me” was reportedly recorded based on a poor aural experience she had whilst visiting a strip club in El Paso. Ain’t no pole shiny enough to disguise the fact that you fucked up that High C, bitch!

Rihanna would likely agree — and Brooke Candy would like her career back.