Rihanna, Illuminati Navy Unapologetic #PhuckYoPourItUpVideo Princess, is the best person sitting in the crowd at the VMAs.

Whether she’s due to perform or just sitting pretty in a pair of jeans all night, her reactions are reliably priceless.


Remember this moment with Katy Perry?


And this one? Who even knows what they’re doing here — but I love it.

Well, she’s at it again.

Tonight, while Miley Cyrus was delivering her horrific, eyeroll-inducing twerk-a-thon performance with Robin Thicke and attempting to set a Guinness World Record for Most Unimpressive Tongue Action (seriously, we were all rooting for you), the cameraman wisely cut to RiRi (and One Direction) to render a single, stony side-eyed verdict for the night.




But that wasn’t all she did.


She was also visibly bored. Often.


So she bounced around a bit. And then she got hungry. A little too hungry — leading to the most stealthy, shady #PhuckYoPopcorn under-the-seat move of all time.

Screw the actual show. Let’s keep the camera focused solely on RiRi’s face next year, please?