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Miley Cyrus Names New Album ‘BANGERZ,’ Remains Both Untameable and Unstoppable

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Miley Cyrus“We Can’t Stop” chanteuse, Twerk Team Captain and the artist considering becoming simply “Miley” (unless she means “Molly”) — has just reached 13 million followers on Twitter.

And do you know what reaching 13 million followers on Twitter means? It means Miley just revealed the title of her upcoming fourth studio album.

And do you know what that title is? Nope, it’s not Twerk. (Shockingly.) Nope, not Ratchet. (Also shocking.) It’s…

BANGERZ. (Or maybe #BANGERZ, but let’s pray that BANGERZ stays hashtag-free.)

“WTF is a BANGERZ?” you might be asking yourself. “It’s simply too urban for me to understand.” Well, here’s a helpful follow-up from Miley for added clarification…

OH. BANGERZ. Like BANGERS. I GET IT NOW. TY, Mileybird!

It makes sense too, given that the 3-second preview of her upcoming Dr. Luke-produced track “Wrecking Ball” sounds like — well, A BANGER(Z).

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ANY1 CARE 4 SUM BANGERZ AND MILEY?!

BANGERZ will be released at the end of 2013. (iTunes)