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LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (Los Angeles, CA) — As a true lover of fashion and glamour, Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera has always been at the forefront of cutting-edge style and provocative couture.

Last May, the “Glam” GRAMMY Award-winning songstress made bobbleheads turn and lessers bow down and get on their knees as she reigned supreme in an iconic studded diaper on the Voice finale, fashioned from the metal scaffolding being used for the long delayed, highly anticipated Bionic Tour.

“Pants suck, make me sick, inflated hemlines, little threads!” she explained in an Excluusive text message exchange with the LNN when asked about the custom garb. “It’s a freedom of expression. You have to live it, you have to love it, you have to breathe it. You have to buy Bionic on iTunes,” she further explained.

Last night — like a lotus — the iconic studded diaper arose once again for a triumphant tribute to the Jackson family on The Voice.

Leading her pack of eager fans (also known on The Voice as her “team”), the “F.U.S.S.” chanteuse walked, turned and posed down the runway, tearing into an unstoppable set of Jackson family classics, including Janet Jackson‘s “Black Cat,” Michael Jackson‘s “Bad,” and Janet and Michael’s tag-team duet, “Scream.” The performance was heralded by the Washington Post as “objectively speaking, the most iconic television event since the 1969 moon landing,” while the New York Times raved, “I was listening to the Britney Jean leaks, so I actually missed that one.”

“You know, for me, it’s always been about celebrating the true icons in music,” the Back To Basics goddess explained immediately following the performance, “and who better to celebrate than the King of Pop himself and his sister Janice?”

The performance was largely a humanitarian effort as well: 3.6% of proceeds and all RTs for Brazil will be donated to the Jackson Family Foundation, while remaining proceeds will go to the LFAF (Lotus For All Foundation), as well as the BBC (Buy Bionic Coalition). SAY!

(In all seriousness, Sister X seriously killed this performance. The lessers remain bothered and deeply upset!)