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She’ll milk Whatever U Like.

Nicole Scherzinger may not know how to hold her breath, but she sure knows her way ’round a teat.

The iconic Killer Love chanteuse, X Factor judge and former Pussycat Dolls frontwoman (and guest star of my choice for all things #fitness, Robin Antin‘s Pussycat Dolls Workout DVD) appeared on Capital Breakfast this AM to promote her latest single, “Your Love.”

Unfortunately for the “Pretty” diva, the trip would end in the most bizarre promo she’d ever have to roo-doo-doo-da-doo.

From Capital:

Little did she know that just next door we happened to be storing a goat – Betty. Betty had arrived earlier at the studios with farmer Tom who had brought the fit to burst goat in for milking. After hearing we were in need of milk for our Butt Stick farmer Tom from Capel Manor College kindly rang up offering to jump in his van and bring down our new favourite show guest Betty. It was a happy coincidence both Betty and Nicole happened to be on the show in the same morning, leading us to have an idea…

“If you play the song 8 million times, I will milk the goat for your buttstick,” she unenthusiastically agrees. Get those radio spins, mama!

Like a champion, Scherzy squeezed with all her might to supply the milk. “I’m squeezing on her precious little tits!” Nicole squeals at one point, recalling the last time Melody Thornton chose to speak out of line before heading onstage at the The Circus Tour: Starring Britney Spears.

Of course, this wouldn’t be the first time Nicole milked something for all it was worth— but it was certainly her most rewarding performance to date. Your move, The Artist Formerly Known As Cheryl Cole.

Her Name Is Nicole is now available to pre-order on Amazon. Listen to “Your Love” below.

“Your Love” was released on July 13. (iTunes UK)