In a matter of weeks, newly emancipated hot momma and full-time Las Vegas #WORKBXXCH Miss Britney Spears has #blessed our Instagram feeds with what has quickly become an iconic collection of mini-films —  from future Cannes 2015 submission “Afternoon Stroll With The Boys”, to a spot-on impression as Woody Woodpeckerney, to self-empowerment speech-turned-club smash, “Bored (Just Do It).”

Now, Godney has delivered unto us yet another iconic production: Scooterney Takes A Ride, in which the Holy Spearit ducks the drama and rides into the sunset on a scooter, Dumb And Dumber style…which just happens to doubles as the perfect reaction to quite literally everything.

“Britney! When’s your new album coming out?”

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“B! What’s your favorite song on Britney Jean?”

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“Do you have a moment to talk to us about water conservation?”

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“Have you bought Lotus on iTunes?”

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“Can you leak the Original Doll demos?”

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“OMG Is Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like?”

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“Can I borrow $20?”

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“Do u got a bae or nah?”

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“Sup, R U #masc?”

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“Brit, I heard that he was saying he’s still in love with you. And Brit, I heard he said he could stay if he wanted to. And Brit, I heard every man out here is wanting you now. Brit, I heard, I heard….what you going to do?”

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As always, we remain deeply unworthy.