A Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini Just Cheryl Video is always a splendid and magical thing.
Even with her most tragic singles, Chezza has always managed to deliver masterful street dance choreography, plentiful L’Oreal Paris Feria Go Extreme hair flippage and pearl-clutching pop star greatness with general ease. (Unless we’re talking “The Flood,” which is a visual masterpiece in its own left lane sort of way.)
But ever since she misplaced all of her fooks with her new single “I Don’t Care,” Cheryl just doesn’t care about all that this time around.
You see, Chezza is much too busy having fun being much, much richer than you on a boat and twirling around looking much, much hotter than you on a beach (which is essentially the plot of Nicole Scherzinger‘s “Your Love” mixed with Dannii Minogue‘s “Perfection”) — that is, when she’s not too busy trying to find her fooks.
Fooks? You out there?
Trying to find…
Any fooks in here?
I’m not a girl, not yet a fook…
Siri, where does one find a fook?
Anywhere at all…
Do you have a fook?
But, she can’t!
Sure, there’s no real choreography or particularly gag-worthy lewks, but Cheryl still shines bright always as the fookless, flawless Brit-pop goddess she is.
More importantly, the “I Don’t Care” video has provided us with this GIF, for which we must all bow down and give thanks forever.
ZERO. FOOKS. GIVEN.
“I Don’t Care” will be released on November 9. (iTunes UK)