Tulisa, former N-Dubz vocalist-turned-X Factor UK judge-turned-drug ring scandal songbird, is doing the whole comeback thing this year, thank God.

The Female Boss has returned to us in 2014 with a tune called “Living Without You,” a fairly shameless bite of Kiesza‘s “Hideaway,” but a lot less yell-y and a lot more homosexual. And, to supply some extra razzle-dazzle to the throwback ’90’s House-leaning dance-pop gem, she’s just #blessed us with a truly special visual spectacle.

Really, this video is truly something: Think Madonna‘s “Vogue” mixed with Jennifer Lopez‘s “I Luh Ya Papi” as shot on a Dannii Minogue budget, with a Moschino McDonalds purse tossed into every shot, because why not.

From the moment she gives us that quick stank face and shoves away her hunky beau at the beginning, you just know it’s about to be a non-stop glam-a-thon.

Fabulousity, elegance and glamour are terms that don’t even begin to describe this cinematic experience. I mean…

Tulisa

JUST LOOK AT THIS.

Take all my money now, Tulisa.

“Living Without You” will be released on January 4, 2015. (iTunes)