Moo-ve over, lesser cattle and swine: Lady Gaga, an 8-year-old cow, has just taken the crown as Grand Champion at the Master Beef competition in Oldenburg, Germany.
The LGBT-friendly free range heifer and known enthusiast of grass took home the €30,000 prize among lesser cows hailing from Germany, The Netherlands and England, all thanks to her iconic “length, dairy character and beautiful movements” — the same praise Lady Gaga herself was showered with following the premiere of her HBO special, Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden.
According to the official Masterrind website, Gaga was “crowned with her song ‘Poker Face’ for Grand Champion after a champagne shower” amidst “the flashbulbs of the photographers.” And while some might question her unnatural glamour, talent and beauty, her handlers Henrik Wille and Friedrich Köster would surely insist she was milked this way.
Gaga The Cow reportedly plans to head into the studio following her grand prize win to record her debut LP MilkPop, along with a duets album with Mr. Tony Bennett called Udder To Udder, followed by a global tour to celebrate life and spread her message of peace, love and cheese products.
YAS GAGA, YOU LOOK SO MOOTIFUL, OH MY GOD. YAAAAAAS!