schena-marie

There are few more influential, iconic and meticulously groomed cast members on television than the sexy, unique waitstaff at Lisa Vanderpump‘s Sexy Unique Restaurant SUR, as seen on Bravo’s latest cultural achievement, Vanderpump Rules.

To be fair, the bulk of the show’s plot is balanced between human-sized slab of steroid-filled meatloaf Jax Taylor, terrifying blonde succubus Stassi Schroeder and her Horrible Liar Ex-Friend Kristen Doute, but there is one iconic songstress who has spent her time quietly in the background, hiding away from all of the #drama by getting engaged, investing in cartoonish oversized glasses and performing her smash singles like “Good As Gold” on top of bars.

britney-jean

As a Britney stan like the rest of us, elusive chanteuse Scheana Marie decided to dedicate her latest single to the Living Legend by recreating the cover of The Holy Spearit’s most personal album to date, Britney Jean. The enduring impact!

“I wasn’t even trying to make it a Britney picture at first! I knew I wanted neon colors in the cover, so when I had Googled artwork with neon, the ‘Britney Jean’ album cover was one of the things that came up and I was like, ‘Oh, what if I just kind of recreate that picture?’ I’m really happy with how it came out,” The Voice Of Our Generation intelligently explained to InTouch Weekly.

“Shake That” sounds a lot like a basic bitch cover of a Tila Tequila bop mashed up with Ariana Grande‘s “Problem” — which somehow, still sort of sounds better than anything on Cheryl‘s album. Coupled with this incredible homage of a single cover, Scheana’s heading straight to the middle of the Bubbling Under charts in Estonia.

Slay us, mama!