BOW THE FUCK DOWN: YOU’RE IN GODNEY’S HOUSE NOW.
Last night, you may or may not have noticed/unfollowed me after seeing a flurry of tweets like this during Britney‘s opening night on the Femme Fatale Tour in Sacramento, California.
If you didn’t, you missed quite the experience as myself and a million other stans remained glued to a mouthy Nicki Minaj stan’s UStream account, where he was broadcasting the entire concert from his phone (give or take about a dozen or so lost connections.)
While the photos started rolling in from the crowd, we pussy popped to the almighty tour remixes blaring from the shaky, low quality stream and shook/cried in sheer awe of the LIVE. VOCALS. (Maybe. Some of the more dubious suggest they’re only raw prerecorded vocals, but I choose to believe that every fluttery improvised riff and slight voice faltering was live. Regardless, the vocals for each song were certainly new.)
We gasped! We cried! We screamed! We cheered! But most of all, we bowed down in reverence to the Almighty Godney who is, in every respect, back.
Above, watch Britney opening the show with “Hold It Against Me” (and fucking DANCING, might I add), having some serious fun on stage with “How I Roll,” singing an absolutely live rendition of “Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know” (I cried, real talk), followed by her phoenix-rising-from-the-ashes moment: “Gimme More.” I absolutely can’t. I get chills watching every single time!
So incredibly proud to be a fan in this moment. I couldn’t be happier–this is why she’ll always be my number one!
Now Britney, hurry up and get your ass over to the East Coast…NOW!
LEGEND. QUEEN. ICON. PERFECTION. GODDESS.
2011: YEAR OF THE SPEARS.