Let's goooo #SuperBowl!! #SuperBowlRally https://t.co/OH87FVs3iq
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) February 2, 2015
With just two live notes, The Legendary Miss Britney Spears has stolen the Super Bowl this evening.
Tonight, following a 12 minute opening performance by “Ooh La La” fan Kathy Perry and the legendary Missy Elliott, the Piece Of Me icon appeared out of nowhere in an ad campaign for some football thing called #superbowlrally, in which our very own pop princess-now-Queen Of Pop gave us her best Rallyney, serving impeccable live vocals while pounding on a table full of Fantasy bottles. (#BuyPerfumeOniTunes)
The chant, which shall from here on be known as “Oh Oh (Superbowlney),” is already the greatest single of 2015.
Fun fact: If you play Godney’s celestial two note tune from several media devices at once, you can actually hear what a choir of angels sounds like — Heaven On Earth, if you will.
Producers, start working on your remixes now.
2015: THE YEAR OF THE SPEARITUAL SUPER BOWL SURPRISE.