Are you not entirely bowled over by Instagram Illuminati Navy High Priestess Rihanna‘s new P!nk impression, “FourFiveSeconds”? That’s okay! DJ Mustard‘s on the Rih, heaux.

The “2 On” producer (along with DJ Iknoso, DJ Freedo and Shuck) has gone and given RiRi, Yeezy and Macca‘s acoustic folk jam session a sparkly electro-trap-lite makeover, resulting in something that sounds a bit like if Ellie Goulding‘s “Lights” hit the clurb. Those twinkly beats! Those twerk-friendly drops! But the best part, obviously, is the whispered “four…five…seconds.

Progress! Now, can we get a version without Kanye’s grating verse?

“FourFiveSeconds” was released on January 24. (iTunes)