There are two kinds of people in the world: The ones who entertain, and the ones who walk into doors.

However, there is one person — nay, an angel sent from Heaven On Earth — who manages to do both at the same time: The Legendary Miss Britney Spears.

Today, The Holy Spearit continues her exhaustive “Pretty Girls” promotional campaign by walking directly into a glass door for a 1.5 second Funny Or Die “Dip,” a fake video sharing service to spoof shit like Vine for April Fool’s Day.

Mercifully, the super smack did not result in any shattered glass (REFERENCE), although it does help to illustrate a popular teaching lifted from the Book Of Godney: “Don’t Go Knockin’ On My Door.” (Psalms Of Oops, 4:11)

The Dip is not embeddable sadly, so head to Funny Or Die to watch all 1.5 seconds of boob-squishing glory.