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LOOΠΔ Announce God-Defying, Garden of Eden-Denying Third Sub-Unit: yyxy

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The third sub-unit of LOOΠΔ – the most exciting South Korean girl group that still hasn’t even debuted yet – has finally arrived…and they’re already undoing everything we thought we knew about biology, and reconfiguring the very genetic makeup of humanity itself. Wig!

The God-defying Yves, Chuu, Go Won and Olivia Hye, better known as the girls cast out of Eden, make up the third and final, gay icon-filled LOOΠΔ sub-unit, called youth youth by young – or yyxy.

Here now is BlockBerry’s reliably insane description, courtesy of YouTube:

“Here comes the third unit of LOOΠΔ, LOOΠΔ/yyxy! ‘youth youth by young’ Yves, Chuu, Go Won, and Olivia Hye forms ‘LOOΠΔ/yyxy’, the third core unit of LOOΠΔ. Following the first unit LOOΠΔ 1/3, and the second unit LOOΠΔ/ODD EYE CIRCLE, the third unit LOOΠΔ/yyxy is composed of four girls who denied Eden, talking about the ego of the youth. Being in love, hurt, broken, but still stepping forward, they capture moments of youth to complete an ego. They declare neanthropic chromosome ‘yyxy’, different to xx or xy chromosomes.”

Queens of being young, beautiful and defiant – even in the face of the Lord! And of course, also very, very gay.

The music hasn’t arrived just yet, but here they are altogether in a photo shoot ahead of their impending takeover…

It looks like we’ll also have to wait just a bit longer for the full, true debut with all 12 members, which they’ve already started to tease.

Patience is a virtue. The LOOΠΔverse is still expanding…