Mighty Hoopla, the UK’s best pop festival (according to me), is happening again next summer between June 1 and June 2 in Brockwell Park, London.
On Tuesday (November 14), the organizers revealed the official lineup for the 2024 festival. And it is, in a word, insane. Once again.
Last year, I flew over for the fun – mainly to see the triumphant return of Solo Lisa Scott-Lee, obviously, but also to watch Kelly Rowland, Kelis, Nadine Coyle (filling in last minute for Rachel Fucking Stevens), and a million other acts you’d never guess would grace the same stage.
And just like last year, the 2024 Mighty Hoopla lineup reads like pure fan-fiction.
Nelly Furtado! Rachel Stevens (for real this time, hopefully)! Countess Luann! Rita Ora! Cher Lloyd! Alison Goldfrapp! Jessie Ware! The Veronicas! Agnes! En Vogue! And that’s only naming a few. Consider my mind officially blown.
The possibility of witnessing Countess Luann taking selfies with Claire Richards of Steps and telling Shaznay Lewis of All Saints to “keep on serving c-nt” backstage alone is enough to put me in a coma.
To quote Miss Stevens, I will be there. (And I hope she’ll be there too this time.)
For all the ticket info, head to mightyhoopla.com. (Not sponsored, I just genuinely fucking love this festival, and if you follow me, I think you would too.)
Without further ado…
The Mighty Hoopla 2024 Line-up
A Man To Pet
Agnes
Alice Cockayne
Alison Goldfrapp
Amanda LePore
B:Rave
B*Witched
Bailey J Mills
Bananarama
Barbs
BARRIOKE
BEEF MINCE
Bellah Mae
Big Dyke Energy
Blackstage Vs Gal Pals
BONGO’S BINGO
Bright Light Bright Light
BROWN EXCELLENCE
Butch Please
Buttmitzvah
CARL MULLANEY
Charles
Cher Lloyd
Claire Richards
Cockles & Muscles
Countess Luann
Dance Mums
Dane Buckley
Danny Howard
David Hoyle
Delta Goodrem
DJ LADY LLOYD
DJ Mimi
Dom Topics
Don One Show
Doppelgang
Eats Everything
Emily Bampton
En Vogue
Eve
Fancy Shews!
Father JC
Fatt Butcher
Frame Workout
Gal Pals
Gala
Geo Jordan
George Michael Disco
Georgia
Ginger Johnson
Ginny Lemon
Girls Dont Sync
Gok Wan
Gold Rush
Gucci Girl
Guilty Pleasures
Harem of No One
Hercules & Love Affair DJ
House Gospel Choir
Huns n Roses
Jayde Adams
Jessie Ware
Jodie Harsh
Jodie Mitchell
Jonbers Blonde
Jonjo Jury
Joshua James
Joshua James
Jungle Kitty
Kamille
Karnage Kills
Kate Cheka
Keiynan Lonsdale
Kim Petras
KINKY KABARET
Knickerbocker
Kuntessa
Lagoon Femshayma
Louise
Love Potion No.9
Lynx
Madonna Kebab
Majorettes
Mary O’Connell
Maya Jane Coles
Mel Blatt ft. Toy Box
Michelle Gayle
Michelle Manetti
MIMI’S
Mr Theo
Ms. Sharon Le Grand
Mya Mehmi
Nakhane
Neil Prince
Nelly Furtado
Not OK Karaoke
Old Dirty Brasstards
Party with Ginger
Polyglamorous
Popola
Princess Julia
PUSH THE BUTTON
Pxssy Liquor
Pxssy Palace
Queer Bruk
Queerly Come Dancing
Quiplash
Rachel Stevens
Raze Collective Presents
Rebecca Black
Rhys Pieces
Riff Raff Cabaret
Rita Ora
Rozalla
Say Now
Séayoncé
Sexquisite
Shazney Lewis
Shotgun Carousel
Sikisa
Six The Musical
SLAYSTATION
Slicc N Thicc
Sounds Queer
Sue Veneers
SWIFTOGEDDON
Taylor Trash
Tete Bang
The Cocoa Butter Club
THE GLORY PRESENTS MAN UP!
THE GRAND’S DREAMTEAM
The Karaoke Hole
The Veronicas
Toby Corton
Toyah Delazy
UOKHUN
Walt Disco
WE ARE STILL YOUNG
What She Said
Yshee Black
