Miley Cyrus: Can't Be Tamed (Video Premiere)
Err, I--what? While I've never considered her career on a serious level (though she's delivered no less than three literally amazing songs), I decided to watch the newly released video for Miley Cyrus' first "breakout" single, "Can't Be Tamed." As has come to be a generally accepted truth in…
MuuMuse Analysis: The 2010 Grammy Awards
It's that time again: The Grammy Awards, a time when pop dreams are crushed by a barrage of country stars winning awards chosen by really old, really privileged record executives that haven't been in touch with the consumer market since 1983. Since I didn't really feel like doing a massive…
Selena Gomez Premieres New Single, "Naturally," Continues to Keep it Classier Than Miley.
I have to say, out of all the Disney brats on the scene these days, Selena Gomez is, by far, better than the rest. Not only is she much more vocally intriguing than her attention grubbing, pole riding, Jesus' name-inciting, "I'm not Pop" pop contemporaries unearthed from the forsaken depths of…
Miley Cyrus is Post-Pop, Y'all.
Skip ahead to 2:55...that's all you need to hear. Or for the lazy, allow me to assist. On "Party in the USA": "I don't know, I didn't write the song, so I have no idea. Honestly, I picked that song because I needed something to go with my clothing line. I didn't write it. I've never heard a Jay-Z…
Miley Cyrus: Party in the USA (Video Premiere)
Slut. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. But really: Trucks, boots, and underage chicks...FUCK YEAH, AMERICA. This video is a bit low-budget for the Cyrus. What happened here? In my opinion, the fan vid concocted by the now internet-famous troop of gays is vastly superior. Also, was anyone else…
Is Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA" the Greatest Song of All Time?
Much a fuss has been made about tween superstar Miley Cyrus' latest single, "Party in the USA," which joins the ranks of other Cyrus classics as "Fly on the Wall," "7 Things," and even "See You Again." Let us now explore whether or not this new song is or isn't the greatest piece of recorded…
Kelly Clarkson: All I Ever Wanted (Album Review)
Forgive me: It's taken a while to roll this one out, and for absolutely no particular reason at all (aside from my ambiguous stance on the entire album). Seeing as the release date is in just two days, I took to locking myself in a small room to immerse myself within the sights and sounds of Kelly…
Miley: Bringing Hellfire And Damnation
Breathe easy, ladies and gentlemen, for the time has come. That's right...it's the final nominations for the 2008 Teen Choice Awards, hosted by Miley Hannah Montana Cyrus. Since we're only concerned with tunes here at the MuuMuse, I've pulled the nominations for the music category only, which are…
Disney Devil
'Elo, Muusers. Terribly sorry I haven't been around lately, I've been quite busy doing nothing with my time. Take a moment to enjoy RJ's review of Robyn's newly released Robyn below. I approve with it all mostly--though I'm still bitter the bitch is releasing the same shit three years later, and…