katmcphee

Yes, I know she’s still doing stuff musically. I don’t care about that right now.

Does anyone else remember “Open Toes,” the ridiculously, out-of-place BRILLIANT track off of Katharine McPhee‘s 2007 debut album?

The song, which was produced by Danja (who would later go on to craft literally every great pop song thereafter, including much of Britney‘s Blackout), was not only a stuttering, get-all-your-girls-and-gays-together-in-a-circle dancey moment, but arguably one of the greatest odes to a shoe in recent pop history.

And that dance breakdown at 2:30? Oh my GAWDDDD. If this album flopped for no other reason, it was not releasing this song as THE debut single.

STILL CUTE IN MAH OPEN TOES!

Oh yes, I remember it. I remember it well.